Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.

You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

This was the most unkindest cut of all.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.

"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
-- Mark Twain

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"

Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly.
-- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1

Here is a letter, read it at your leisure.
-- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" 5,1

[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to I/O system services.]

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

Your love life will be happy and harmonious.

Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

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