F.S. Fitzgerald to Hemingway:
"Ernest, the rich are different from us."
Hemingway:
"Yes. They have more money."

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.

Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.

Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.

You love your home and want it to be beautiful.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not
advice, it is merely custom.
-- Mark Twain

Good day to let down old friends who need help.

You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy.

You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.

Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.

You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.

An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

You will remember something that you should not have forgotten.

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
-- Mark Twain

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.

Buy the negatives at any price.

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Green Life Beach Resort

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