You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.

Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is
particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself,
to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit
me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
-- Mark Twain

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress. But I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain

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Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

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You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big
enough majority in any town?
-- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"

You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.

You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the
obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and
an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.
-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood Builder"

Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!

Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.

I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
-- Mark Twain

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