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Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

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You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

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Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

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Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.

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Considering migrating mastodon.social to Pleroma.

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You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.

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You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.

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Здесь даже глобальная лента какая-то тухловатая

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October.

This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in.

The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June,
December, August, and February.

-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

@paula zu spät, ich schmeisse alle Deutschen raus ;)

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На линии общения с президентом:
- если вы всем довольны, нажмите 1, если нет, то решетку...)))

😁

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спорт это курсы подготовки инвалидов

#бред
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When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

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Traurige Zeiten

Nette Zufallsbekanntschaft:
"Wir sollten in Kontakt bleiben."
Ich: "Hast Du vielleicht #Facebook oder #WhatsApp?"
NZ (freudestrahlend): "Beides!"
Ich: "Dann kann ich Dir leider weder Telefonnummer noch Emailadresse geben."

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